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		<title>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</title>
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			<title>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</title>
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			<title>13 SINGS YOU ARE FALLING IN LOVE</title>
			<link>http://tamilaa.forumotion.com/humour-collections-f7/13-sings-you-are-falling-in-love-t21.htm</link>
			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
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			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:12:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>VAALKAI</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
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&#2962;&#2997;&#3021;&#2997;&#3018;&#2992;&#3009;  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:11:06 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>ORU THANTHAYIN KADITHAM</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
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			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:09:26 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>COOL SMS</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
			<description>I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox.



Dear friend! Do you take me to be your lawful text mate? To have and to hold, for funny quotes and saucy jokes in text messages and in poor signal, til low battery do us part.



HA HA! I just made you open your phone for nothing.



I dropped a tear in the ocean for you. The day you find it is the day I’ll stop caring about you.



A girl asked a guy, “do you think I’m  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:07:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>WINNERS VRS LOSSERS</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
			<description>The winner is always part of Answers;

The losers are always part of problem:



The winner has a program;

The loser has a excuse:



The winner says, &quot;Let me do it for you&quot;;

The loser says, &quot;That is not my job&quot;:



The winner sees an answer for every problem; 

The loser sees a problem for every answer:



When a winner says, &quot;It may be difficult but it is

Possible&quot;;

When a loser says, &quot;It may be possible but it is too

Difficult&quot;:



When  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:02:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>I Love U In Different Languages</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
			<description>Hey are u loving  A Girl Who is not related with ur language dont u know how to explin ur love in her language dont worry here is some phrases help how to say &quot;I LOVE U&quot; in different languages 





 

Afrikaans - Ek het jou liefe

Afrikaans - Ek is lief vir jou

Albanian - te dua

Albanian - te dashuroj

Alentejano(Portugal ) - Gosto De Ti, Porra! 

Alsacien - Ich hoan dich gear

Amharic - Afekrishalehou

Arabic - Ana Behibak (to a male)

Arabic - Ana Behibek (to a female)

Arabic  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 18:01:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>HOW TO SUCCESS</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
			<description>PLAN while others are playing. 





*******

 

STUDY while others are sleeping. 





*******

 

DECIDE while others are delaying. 





******* 





 

PREPARE while others are daydreaming. 





*******



BEGIN while others are procrastinating. 





*******

 

WORK while others are wishing. 





*******



SAVE while others are wasting . 





*******

 

LISTEN while others are talking . 





*******



SMILE while others are frowning. 





*******

  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:59:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>KANAVANIN AADANGAM</title>
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			<dc:creator>harish6sha</dc:creator>
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&#2953;&#2985;&#2965;&#3021;&#2965;&#3009;&#2980;&#3021;  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:57:37 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>COMPUTER KURAL</title>
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			<description>BUG &#2965;&#2979;&#3021;&#2975;&#3009; &#2986;&#3007;&#2975;&#3007;&#2980;&#3021;&#2980;&#3006;&#2992;&#3016; &#2962;&#2993;&#3009;&#2980;&#3021;&#2980;&#2994;&#3021; &#2949;&#2997;&#2992;&#3021; &#2984;&#3006;&#2979;

Debug &#2970;&#3014;&#2991;&#3021;&#2980;&#3009;&#2997;&#3007;&#2975;&#2994;&#3021;.



Copy - Paste &#2970;&#3014;&#2991;&#3021;&#2980;&#3009; &#2997;&#3006;&#2996;&#3021;&#2997;&#3006;&#2992;&#3015; &#2997;&#3006;&#2996;&#3021;&#2997;&#3006;&#2992;&#3021; &#2990;&#2993;&#3021;&#2993;&#3014;&#2994;&#3021;&#2994;&#3006;&#2990;&#3021;

Coding  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:48:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>TEARS OF HUSBAND</title>
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			<description>A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.



She goes downstairs to look for him.







She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.







He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.







She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.







&quot;What's the matter, dear?&quot; she whispers as she steps into the room.



&quot;Why are you down here at this time  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:47:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>A Villager Writes A Letter to Bill Gates</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>Uncle Bill,



we have recently bought a new computer for our home and we found problems, which i want to bring to your notice.



After connecting to the internet we planed to open an e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in hotmail in the passward column, only ******* appears, but in the rest of field whatever we typed appears, but we faced the problem in passward field.



we checked with hardware vendor and he said that there is no problem in keyboard, because of this we open  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:46:10 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>Question : &quot; What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?&quot;



Answer: &quot;tea please &quot;









Question : &quot; Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?&quot;



Answer : &quot;Ceylon tea &quot;









Question : &quot;How would you like it ? Black or white ?&quot;



Answer: &quot;white&quot;







Question: &quot;Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? &quot;



Answer: &quot;With milk  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:44:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Poems written by husband to wife</title>
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			<description>I wrote your name on sand it got washed.



I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then



I wrote your name on my heart &amp; I got Heart Attack.







******



God saw me hungry, he created pizza .



He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .



He saw me in dark, he created light .



He saw me without problems, he created YOU.







******



Twinkle Twinkle little star



You should know what you are



And once you know what you are



Mental hospital is  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:43:52 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Shardar Ji Jokes</title>
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			<description>Prince Charles &amp; Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, &quot;Pass the wine you divine&quot;.

Sardar thinks &quot;how poetic&quot;

Sardar says, &quot;pass the custard you bastard&quot;.

***********************************************



Sardar at bar in New York .

Man on his right says &quot;Johny Walker single&quot;

Man on his left says &quot;Peter Scotch single&quot;

Sardar says - &quot;Baljith Singh Married&quot;

***********************************************



Boss  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:41:11 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>AWARD WINNING JOKE</title>
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			<description>Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven



Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,



and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and

says,



&quot;You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.&quot;



The astonished Chinese man replied, &quot;It was not the Chinese who bombed



your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese&quot;.



&quot;Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,&quot;  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:39:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Wife (Quotes)</title>
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			<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
			<description>WIFE



I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.

That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Hemant Joshi



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



Woman  ...</description>
			<category>HUMOUR COLLECTIONS</category>
			<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 17:37:39 GMT</pubDate>
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