COOL SMS

I wanted to send you something nice that would make you smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox.

Dear friend! Do you take me to be your lawful text mate? To have and to hold, for funny quotes and saucy jokes in text messages and in poor signal, til low battery do us part.

HA HA! I just made you open your phone for nothing.

I dropped a tear in the ocean for you. The day you find it is the day I’ll stop caring about you.

A girl asked a guy, “do you think I’m pretty?” He said, “No.” She asked do you want me? He said No. She asked if I left would you cry? He said No. She turned to leave but he grabbed her arm and said. You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful. I don’t want you, I need you, and I wouldn’t cry if you left, I would die.

There’s this big meeting in the jungle. Everybody’s there; the cheetahs, lions, tigers, and apes, but the meeting can’t start because the monkey is reading this text.

Can you please take a picture of yourself and send it to me. I’m playing cards and I’m missing the joker.

Tiny start shining bright. It’s time for me to say good-night. So close your eyes and snuggle up tight. I’m wishing you sweet dreams tonight.

Why men are like computers:
1. They are useless until you turn them on.
2. They have lots of data but are still clueless
3. As soon as you pick one, a better model comes on the market.

My cell phone likes it when you text. Its face lights up, it bursts into beeps and has your name written all over it! You should text more often. I think it likes you!

Smile a smile and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smiles just because you smiled. I hope your day is full of smiles!

If you love someone put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts break but circles go on forever!

If you read this you owe me a hug. If you delete it you owe me a kiss. If you save it you owe me a date. If you return this message you owe me all three. But if you ignore it you’re mine. So what will you do with it?

Love me or Leave me! HEY, where is everybody going?

NEWSFLASH Police are looking for a suspect who’s smart cute and very gorgeous. They’ve already eliminated you from the enquiry but where do you think I should hide?

I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 0569; distracting public with extreme good looks and handsome smile. Remain silent and report to this house immediately.

Moon said to me: if your friend is not texting you, why don’t you leave your friend? I looked at the moon and said: does your sky ever leave you when you don’t shine?

This is your cell phone operator. We just found out that you’re too stubborn to use your phone, so please put it on the ground and start jumping on it. Thanks.

Life is a book we all read it. Love is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy and have a smile cuz remember in this world we are just for a little while.

When I think of you I smile inside.

If snowflakes were hugs I’d send you a blizzard!

I’m in the hospital now. After 5 minutes I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me I will die if I stop receiving your texts.

Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today. Please recharge your friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet and cool messages. Hurry!