AWARD WINNING JOKE

Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven

Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him,

and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and
says,

"You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed

your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
Spielberg.

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says,

"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
not me."

The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you're all the
same ."


This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition

organized in Britain.